Prabhupāda: Huh? Crazy, yes. He does not know that it is his testicle; it will never drop. But he is thinking, "As soon as it . . . this is a fish. It will drop, and big fish, (laughing) I shall eat it." Another nyāya is ajā-gala-stana (CC Adi 5.61). Those who have studied nyāya-śāstra . . . there are many such examples. Ajā-gala-stana. Sometimes a goat, they have got nipples.
Hari-śauri: Yes, on the neck.
Prabhupāda: And somebody is expecting some milk from that nipple. Nature's study. Therefore knowledge is in India. There is no doubt. If you want to become perfect, you have to take knowledge from India, this Vedic literature. Therefore Caitanya Mahāprabhu says that take, assimilate the Vedic knowledge, and distribute it to the other parts of world. That is para-upakāra, real welfare activity. Because they are in darkness. What do they know, Western countries, about this knowledge? They think by this dog race . . . "A dog is running by four leg, and I am running by four-wheel car. I am advanced." That's all. That is Bhaktivinoda Ṭhākura. Moha, another illusion. Rascal, what you will do with this world, four-wheeling? You'll have to die like the dog. What you have done for this? You are very much proud, "The dog is running with four legs, and I have got a Rolls Royce car. I am so advanced." But, rascal, when the dog will die, you'll also die. In spite of four wheel, you'll die. What about that? What is your science says about that? Then he'll say: "Wait millions of years. We shall do that." This is science. When you put him in the corner—"Now, the dog, poor dog, will die, and you'll also die. What you have done for this?"—"No, wait. We shall do it." Is it not?
Gargamuni: "We are trying."
Prabhupāda: "We are trying." Is not that science?
Satsvarūpa: Yes. They're very happy about . . . they say . . .
Prabhupāda: Happy must be because he's a fool.